Humorous Quotations
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[Page 2]Sometimes we just need a humorous quote to put a smile on our face. You may find it to be of some relevance as well.
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"A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice."
-- Bill Cosby"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
-- W.C. Fields"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
-- W.C. Fields"People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first."
-- David H. Comins"I like weights. You know where you stand with them. Well, sometimes you're lying under them, trying not to let them crush you, but you see, you KNOW they'd crush you if they could. There's honesty."
-- T. Campbell / Gisele Lagace"A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down."
-- Robert Benchley"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
-- Rodney Dangerfield"Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation."
-- Kin Hubbard"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'"
-- Ronald Reagan"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"
-- Scott Adams"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."
-- Rodney DangerfieldCheck out the other quotation categories:
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